Your favourite accounting jokes…
Your favourite accounting jokes…
Why are accountants so cool, calm, and collected?
They have strong internal controls.
How many accountants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many did it take last year?
What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
Lost.
What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor.
What does an accountant say when getting on a train?
Mind the GAAP.
Why do you always get a good welcome when you visit the accounting department?
Because it’s a place where everyone counts!
What do you call an accountant without a calculator?
Lonely.
How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
The Net Present Value (too early?).
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation.
Why do accountants seem to lead a happy life?
Because they are able to achieve balance most of the time.
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