07. 05. 2024

Your favourite accounting jokes…

Your favourite accounting jokes…

Why are accountants so cool, calm, and collected?

They have strong internal controls.

How many accountants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many did it take last year?

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?


What do you call an accountant with an opinion?

An auditor.

What does an accountant say when getting on a train?

Mind the GAAP.

Why do you always get a good welcome when you visit the accounting department?

Because it’s a place where everyone counts!

What do you call an accountant without a calculator?


 How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?

The Net Present Value (too early?).

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?


Why do accountants seem to lead a happy life?

Because they are able to achieve balance most of the time.

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